By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 15:49 - United States

Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
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flockz 19

instead of stealing their gas, why don't you mow their lawn for some cash?

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newlove_fml 0

At least you stole the gas from a lawn mower instead of a gas station. Theft raises prices, which just screws everybody over. Not to mention, I think your grass being a few inches too tall is better than the possibility of getting arrested.

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Zeronos 0

Sell your car for gas money. Simple enough for a simpleton such as yourself.

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connor77_fml 0

Well that's retarded. If you sell ur car for gas money. Then you get some but what are you going to do with gas and no car?

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bubo_fml 10

What kinda gas does your car use? Gangsta-line!

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sleepRX 16

I'd hardly call it, "bravery"; I'd call it, "cowardly". A braver act would be to humble yourself and ask for a loan from your parents, instead of doing them an injustice by stealing from them.

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hateevryone 14

wow, you're THAT poor?

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jackassiddy 8

Wow. You're that THAT much of an ass? I think a lot of people have stood in front of the gas pump and debated on getting a full tank so that they could afford food for the week at one point in their lives.. its called college..

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jackassiddy 8

What a dumbass.. that THAT? Really? *thumbs comment down* ..wait

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rubberduckie94 13

actually not just college. LIFE in many situations. unfortunately sometimes you actually have to stand in front of the gas tank thinking. OK i can put this much in, still pay my insurance, but in order to buy food for the week for my family i will have to call into work and use a couple of sick days cause it will not be enough gas for the week. dang i wish there were buses in my area or it was possible to walk to work. Its just a shame ops parents would not evidently give him some money or have him do some chores for gas

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rubberduckie94 13

thats very true. sometimes fml just do not have enough info. at any rate he should not have been stealing. many a time i have just sat my butt at home because there was no gas. i just wonder where he needed to go so badly he was willing to steal.

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reaganomics 6

Not quite true # 18, time for a small engine lesson, there are two types of small engines used in push mowers 2 strokes and 4 strokes, 2 strokes usually require a 1/3 oil mix with the gasoline, while 4 strokes operate like a car engine, using a oil reservoir and fuel injection, if he put the 1/3 oil mixture in his engine it's going to smoke and could in all likely hood seize the motor depending on the car make....either way Op is an idiot

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MissRoxiie 12

Walk or take the bus, stealing will just get you in trouble.

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Lawn mowers use straight gas or diesel (if you gotta big lawn mower) . Most lawn mowers hold up to 5 maybe 6 gallons, if its full so he wouldn't get much... but staeling it from your parents, that dude needs to get a job

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Capt_Oblivious 10

That's how it starts, with the recreational crimes.

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