By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 15:49 - United States

Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
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flockz 19

instead of stealing their gas, why don't you mow their lawn for some cash?

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TJSpeed91 4

ummm if the mower was a two stroke dont plan on running that fule through your car...

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Fuzzysbutt 0

So if you can't even afford gas then cancel your Internet. And if you won't do that then you don't deserve gas.

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blinkingstarlet 15

Actually, most Internet providers charge an astronomical cancellation fee. He might just be going through a rough month. you wouldn't cancel your Internet if you knew next month it would be better... Plus how do you know he's not posting from free wifi or from a friends house.

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mrjude 3

Hahaha. How is your car running on gas from a two-stroke?

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Futacy 29

Great idea OP, cuz whenever i run outta gas in wyoming i always look around searching for lawn mowers

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MissMeanie 5

Wouldn't it just easier to ask mom for 3 dollars rather than steal 3 dollars in gas?

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texasboy22 0

You know lawn motors usually take diesel gas not regular for a car. Hope you knew that

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