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i see a very short, unsuccessful criminal career in your future.
1, 2, 4, and 5? That's weird. :O
Lawn mower fuel is not exactly the same so be careful how much you use
To the people saying 'get a how's how do you know he doesn't already have one? You can have a job and still be poor, rent isn't cheap, plus utilities & food & insurance possibly christmas presents, pets maybe even a kid... Life can be expensive, shouldn't assume he has no job.
Why dont you ride a bike instead and liggt candles and stuff that is the way to save money!
Y'all are being wayyy to friggin serious o_O You make it seem like he kidnapped a 2yr & ran over a kitten in the process. Yea stealing sucks, what the **** ever. I think the real problem is the fact he even had to resort to that.
At least with the op's parents, he knows their financial situation. I would hope they're doing okay. Stealing from anyone else is just a douchebag move. They could be just as broke and needing the gas even more to get to the job they work at to EARN their gas money. (stealing from anyone is a dick move...but I'm giving the op the benefit ofthe doubt here.)
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instead of stealing their gas, why don't you mow their lawn for some cash?
^ Horrible pun.