By cduran2011 - 14/10/2011 15:23 - United States

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Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML
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Midrash 5

Dude..stick to hand lotion. No need to reinvent the wheel

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bubo_fml 10

Since you'll be out of commission for a while, at least you can offer your wife a candle?

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bubo_fml 10

Since you'll be out of commission for a while, at least you can offer your wife a candle?

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sp1213 4

You might wanna start carrying around air freshener. And a purse.

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Bently24 6

Unless you were blowing out the candle with your penis then how did you get wax on it. Were you tipping the candle

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chels1994 11

did you expect it to tickle?

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Dreck353 1

No! Don't think so dude.

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jackeechan 10

Doesnt stink plus candle equal explosion?

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