By cduran2011 - 14/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML
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Midrash 5

Dude..stick to hand lotion. No need to reinvent the wheel

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hurtandabused 7

No duh! That sounds horrible. I'm a chick n it still made me wince

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_Vamp_ 9

I did that once but with a pitchfork, 3 eggs, and half an ostrich.

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Nuahavizu 17

What did you do with the other half of the ostrich?

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sierralovesyou 0

Ummm, if you were just blowing it out, why did wax spill out? It sucks, but ydi for not waiting.

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chinochang 1

I'm sitting in the waiting room at the doctors and I just lost it while reading this

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picklemonger 13

No man deserveth such torture

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neptune997 4

there goes his little Johnny.

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decidedlyvague 11

Why would you try to blow out a candle with your dick?

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jlperry31 10

Did your wife kiss it and make it all better. Doubt it but for your sake hope she did

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Ecklcakes 15

This happened to me as a kid except my head. Was very painful getting it all the wax and a shaved head didn't suit me.

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