Transportation: Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and...

By hendrixisgod86 - 15/05/2015 18:48 - United States - Crestview

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 23:00

Today, an absolute cretin of a lorry driver ran into the back of me as I was slowing down for an orange light about to go red. My car is totalled and he had the nerve to tell the police I had brake checked him on purpose, probably for an insurance scam, and that it was all my fault. FML

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By city_girl - 04/02/2010 06:34 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

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Sorry!

By My hip hurts - 23/01/2023 01:00

Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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1DisGR8 32

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:25

At least you know you're a great human being for asking if he was okay even though you're the one who almost got killed!

mellib381 15

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:23

Careless son of a b****

Comments

Manic1 13

Saturday 16 May 2015 17:44

Why would he say that? I am guessing there are traffic cameras where you are so hopefully there is evidence. What a jerk! I hope he pays for the damages.

GamerPerson 19

Saturday 16 May 2015 20:13

I hope THEY don't have ant insurance AND were caught in tape, OP. fricking careless assholes... FYL, OP.

deejflat 17

Saturday 16 May 2015 23:42

Why would you want them to not have insurance?

dDailydDosage 8

Saturday 16 May 2015 20:50

This sounds like totally his fault... His insurance is the one that'll be paying up. You were a good person, don't feel bad for suing his ass of every penny it's worth.

DanCastellaneta 17

Saturday 16 May 2015 21:16

This is why I hate society in general. Thankfully you're okay.

Boren 11

Sunday 17 May 2015 6:44

It's things like this that make me seriously think about putting a dash cam in my car

shoggoth_wild 7

Monday 18 May 2015 16:41

I just wanted to say I accidentally hit YDI and I totally didn't mean to. So sorry about that wreck OP!

tiaakeith2203 4

Monday 18 May 2015 19:36

So you almost die and the first thing you do is post it on fml?

hendrixisgod86 1

Monday 18 May 2015 20:55

Thanks for the concerns/advice. Lucky for me there were a ton of witnesses, and the guy did have insurance - so FHL I guess, he was indeed a superturd. Didn't sustain any injuries - saw him coming out of the corner of my eye and slammed on the brakes. If I wouldn't have seen him though, he would have hit me right on the driver's side door. Everything's fine, I just lost a little faith in humanity that day. Although after reading all of your posts, I've gained a little of it back. Cheers!

Drentiful 9

Friday 22 May 2015 20:30

Well you must not have been "almost killed" if you were able to walk over and ask if he was okay. Maybe seriously injured. Anyways sorry for the wreck man. I was t-boned about 2 years ago and it was almost the same for me I was completely fine I went and asked if the girl was okay and she's like my light was green. 3 hours later they got 2 witnesses call in saying I had the green.