Transportation: Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and...

By hendrixisgod86 - 15/05/2015 18:48 - United States - Crestview

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 23:00

Today, an absolute cretin of a lorry driver ran into the back of me as I was slowing down for an orange light about to go red. My car is totalled and he had the nerve to tell the police I had brake checked him on purpose, probably for an insurance scam, and that it was all my fault. FML

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By city_girl - 04/02/2010 06:34 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

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Sorry!

By My hip hurts - 23/01/2023 01:00

Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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1DisGR8 32

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:25

At least you know you're a great human being for asking if he was okay even though you're the one who almost got killed!

mellib381 15

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:23

Careless son of a b****

Comments

Selene1090 26

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:55

You're a better person than me, I would have thrown a fit.

ColonelCusswords 24

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:56

Stupid lil ****** better get ready for the laws dick in his ass. hope you have witnesses on your side

Shayn_25 18

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:57

Well let's hope there's cameras by those Traffic lights. FYI x10000 OP

Cinderella88 8

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:57

that ass

ZombieVampirez 24

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:59

People like that make me wanna hit them in the face with a brick. Hope you get your car fixed OP.

faireanjell 5

Saturday 16 May 2015 1:00

He knows the accident is his fault and his insurance is the one that'll pay?

Hunter1154 14

Saturday 16 May 2015 1:28

Sounds like the kind of person who thinks that nothing is ever their fault and blames others for their mistakes

bleedingglitter 24

Saturday 16 May 2015 1:41

I probably would have lost my shit at that statement

sarah_baby22 15

Saturday 16 May 2015 1:47

Don't worry OP, sounds like the accident was his fault so he'll probably regret saying that to you :) hopefully he's the one that has insurance!

Sathane 21

Saturday 16 May 2015 1:53

Should have said, "I hope YOU have insurance, and a good lawyer."

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 16 May 2015 5:55

Actually, If it were me id be saying that I hope they have insurance and a BAD lawyer. After all, the OP doesn't want some fancy lawyer twisting things around to make it HIS Fault.