I'd do it......js

At least they didn't cause $8 worth of damage for $400 worth of beer

Damn bums!

That's your own fault youre suppose to leave alcohol in your trunk you idiot

Put it in your trunk.

Beer is worth more than your soul STEEL IT BACK

$8??? Since when is beer $8?

Thieves don't care how much the damage costs. I doubt they would say "let's not steal this beer because it's value is not proportionate to the damage we will cause. " Would you prefer is they stole $400 worth of your property to balance the damage?

I feel bad for the dude who broke into your car. He/she must have a really bad drinking problem to go that far just for beer. FYL OP.

As a child I'd go shopping with my mother a lot. She'd always pop open her trunk and put her purchases there before heading to the next store. One day I asked why and she responded (roughly) "It's so no one sees it in your car and wants to steal it". To this day I always put everything in my trunk if I'm shopping whether or not I go to another store. Look at this as an expensive life lesson learned.