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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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By jsyn - 09/11/2013 23:27 - United States - East Hampton

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Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

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bbedlock_fml 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:16

ALWAYS hide your beer!

hthelittleone 10

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:15

Some people..

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KRiddle 15

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:11

Damn, I'm sorry.

harof1c 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:15

That is some ****** up shit. Hope you get your window fixed

Awsumuzzie 12

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:17

I wish I could thumb this up more than once!

MrsUresti 8

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:33

Oh that totally sucks sorry OP man people nowadays!!!!

stormchaser24 24

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:35

This happens everyday

haydent_fml 3

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:37

The worst part of this is... they were dumb enough to break in just to steal Pabst Blue Ribbon. And op why do you have alcohol in plain sight in your car?

vturbz91 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:41

Someone did that to me for a pack of smokes that had 3 left

Orgasms 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 6:03

"I don't always drink but when I do, I cause $400 worth of damage just to get more beer."

longdislover 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 6:13

Kids these days tisk tisk

gonad_gobbler 1

Wednesday 29 February 2012 6:18

Did the guy who broke into your car have a beerd?

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