Money: Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into...

By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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You deserved it 3 234

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By jsyn - 09/11/2013 23:27 - United States - East Hampton

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

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By Bryce - 13/06/2021 04:00

Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML

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Angry much?

By NeedANewWindshield - 24/08/2019 14:00

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML

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bbedlock_fml 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:16

ALWAYS hide your beer!

hthelittleone 10

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:15

Some people..

Comments

Ryan445 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 3:03

That sucks dude

sincerelyjay 13

Wednesday 29 February 2012 3:06

This reminds me of that old FML. Someone broke into OP's car for a .98 cent cookie.

lefty619 6

Wednesday 29 February 2012 3:27

Shouldn't left your beer in sight Iv seen ppl do it for change

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 29 February 2012 3:45

That happened to me for like 50 cents on the seat. Hobos... Crackheads.

KevLar33 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 3:45

Sell your car and move that's what I did when it happened to me.

FrankHotpants 31

Wednesday 29 February 2012 3:46

Great movie.

mattyboth 2

Wednesday 29 February 2012 3:55

I feel your pain

tdawg4200 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 3:57

Why would you store your beer in your car? Ever heard of a fridge? Idiot.

FrankHotpants 31

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:08

Have you figured out your focus?

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:17

Open your mind, 147.

tdawg4200 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:53

To smack down the idiots on FML. Thundaga!

P374RD3D 9

Wednesday 29 February 2012 18:25

Ever heard of shopping? Idiot.

SignUpisntcool 3

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:02

Haha that's good.

jmoreno 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:09

Omg that sucks people that do that r low life's

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