By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
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bbedlock_fml 7

ALWAYS hide your beer!

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astronobob 0

Correction: $408 worth of beer

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Helluurrr 9

No.. $400 in damages to steal beer at the value of $8. Total of $408, yes. Not in beer a lone, though.

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musicluvr2000 11

Thank you at least one other person on this planet appreciates the awesomeness if sarcasm

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GoW_Chick 14

And better protected from mayhem? That guy is an asshole.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Omg, Becky's not even hot! Haha I love Mayhem.

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Helluurrr 9

I've seen people around my age do a whole lot of crazy things, but it could have easily been an adult as easily as it could have been a teen. I've seen as many stupid adults as stupid teens.

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ohboyfml22 0

Place money on it? Op is already out $400 haha

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Helluurrr 9

Na, I'm just saying that it could have been either.. This wasn't what I'd really call much of a joke, though you may disagree.

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Enslaved 36

$8 worth? Sounds like a few beers missing out of a 6pack.

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SilentTreatment 7

Sorry Bro, that was me. I'll get you back, I promise. 0:)

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XtraEzeee 8

Is that a surprised man with a unibrow or a smiley face with a halo? I'm so confused..

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daydreamer244 13

Well at least they didn't take a shit in your car. You sir came out a winner today.

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musicluvr2000 11

You lose $408 and a beer thief loses nothing other than dignity but gets to smash a window and get a free beer. Overall the status is OP: -$408 thief: :D

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kingsley_fml 8

Was it Dos Equis? You stayed thirsty, then! Good for you.

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