By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
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bbedlock_fml 7

ALWAYS hide your beer!

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lightzonlycast 2

You deserved it. Next time buy better beer you scuzzy asshole.

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GoW_Chick 14

Booze hounds gotta do, what a booze hounds gotta do! I'm amazed he even got to what with his double-vision and lack of proper brain function.

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BluFlames 8

That's why you NEVER leave the good stuff in your car.

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Krirn 21

I once heard a story of a guy who had his car broken into for a chocolate bar, he was so mad he drove around the city looking for someone with chocolate all over their face, when he found him, the homeless guy replied "Chocolate? This is doo doo baby!"

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420smoke420 3

Was his name Tyrone Biggums?

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420smoke420 3

No shit 65 was right. Dave's characters name on Chappelle's show is Tyrone Biggums. Dumbass.

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Krirn 21

I didn't catch that episode, I was making a reference to the stand up Dave did in San Francisco "For What It's Worth". In that show he was the one with the broken window.

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tubad 0

someone needed their fix!

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loginword123 0

Well some people can't afford beer it's nit their fault!!

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French_Toast_fml 3

Wow! That's cheap beer!

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HonestTruth 5

Possibly tint your windows to avoid this everyday crisis from happening again.

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