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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

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By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

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bbedlock_fml 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:16

ALWAYS hide your beer!

hthelittleone 10

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:15

Some people..

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420smoke420 3

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:09

Sounds like he stole $408 worth of beer to me. Pretty good deal for getting it free.

CRC_101 31

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:12

You can now proudly tell the story of how you inadvertently supported the needs of a broke and desperate alcoholic! Sounds pretty good to me =D In all seriousness, I'm sorry about that. That sucks. Car repair expenses are the dread of my existence. >_>

Devin91 20

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:13

That sucks, what's even worse is you have to pay for the damages

predialien 1

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:18

Bbedlock I can read that French haha I like your dog it has a nice name

kroezec 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:18

This sucks I agree... But who locks there car when all you have is 8$ worth of beer?

meruu_2005 1

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:20

Drink your beer there's sober kids in India

_BradyBunch_ 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:31

You sir, just lost out on $408!

yahoozie94 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:34

The beer nooooooo!

kay2810 9

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:34

Some people are just desperate..

Swiko 11

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:35

Wait... why was there beer in your car? If you had just bought it, shouldn't you have taken it inside...?

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