Love: Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship....

By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 18:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML

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By BetterThanFake - 13/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML

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Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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Return to sender

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 04:00 - Germany - Ingolstadt

Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 762

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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Pranked

By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 06:53 - United States - Manchester

Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

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yomamasmama 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:52

who even uses myspace?!

omG_G00 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:56

People who can't get into relationships.

Comments

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:41

Time for an imaginary breakup?

restythestar 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:54

what ^ said.

sports_chic 6

Tuesday 9 November 2010 12:12

haha

Lustuu_fml 14

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:47

weird

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:47

FYL for having high standards. YDI for lying to your friends. Start lowering your standards so you can have an actual BF. :)

Flutist 3

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:33

And when she meets the homeless man muttering about alien bees on the corner, well that is God's way of saying "Everyone needs love. Go for it." They will eat trash together and live in a beautiful refrigerator box. Their pet Rat, Rufus, will be like their child. Op, try asking someone out. You can't wait for some guy to just ask. Be modern, try asking people out. You might not get a bite at first, but eventually you will meet someone and it will happen.

tencentsakiss 19

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:50

Jimboom, that is exactly what I was going to say.

maphineRAWRS 10

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:54

how did you think you'd ever get any sympathy from anyone on this site? haha

nerdface89 2

Tuesday 9 November 2010 10:25

What did you think would happen, you moron?

77taylah33 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 10:36

just ignore them and why would you lie to your friends? you got yourself in some deep crap girl! just tell them the truth don't lie

77taylah33 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 10:39

sorry double post though other one didn't post

77taylah33 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 10:38

ignore them and why would you lie to your friends? you got yourself in some deep crap girl! just tell the truth

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 9 November 2010 10:39

MySpace; the reason no one wants to date you in the first place. No, really, the fact that you care so much about what one person says is why you're not in a relationship. In what way was this supposed to work to your advantage anyway? Cut it with the junior high drama, no one cares, and to be frank, neither should you.

knibbsy 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 11:44

If you want to be frank, I'll be steve. Frank, I'm gonna need you to delete your Facebook account so you can spend more time with little Skyrocket Ray. He needs you, frank! Do this for me, steve, as a gesture of goodwill towards the little bugger! His safety, neigh, his livelihood, depends on you!