Love: Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship....

By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 18:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML

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By BetterThanFake - 13/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML

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Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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Return to sender

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 04:00 - Germany - Ingolstadt

Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML

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Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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Pranked

By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 06:53 - United States - Manchester

Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

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yomamasmama 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:52

who even uses myspace?!

omG_G00 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:56

People who can't get into relationships.

Comments

JNor99 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:04

sad...

mpphish 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:13

seriously, you felt the need to come up with a story? poor you.

asianbanana 5

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:14

lmao. you could just say you're happy just the way you are. insecure much.

evybeth 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:22

sucks for u

perfect_jenny 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:27

awww, keep up the lies haha :)

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:32

forever alone

CanadianMuse 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:10

^Win

daltreix 3

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:51

I'm offended

LaydiexSkull 3

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:38

YDI. Try getting a real guy now :p

mintcar 9

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:39

You are such a loser. And you'll probably never be in a relationship because you're crazy enough to pull things like this off. It shouldn't matter whether you have a boyfriend or not.

SARSvirus79 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:58

Technically, she hasn't pulled it off, because everyone wants to meet him. Lol. But yeah seriously, OP, what does it matter that you're not dating anyone? Pretending to have a boyfriend is waaaaay more lame.