Miscellaneous: Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By stanDman - 21/01/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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Shattered

By ParkerRommel - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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Nice sheen

By Vicki - 23/07/2021 14:03 - Canada

Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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By Delicious - 21/03/2016 02:09 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML

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Hurry up

By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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The pits

By BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

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Top comments

littlejoe152 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:58

well the bugs wont go after you yaaaay!!!1

kallielou 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:57

That isn't so bad...

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Rawr1918 4

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:05

hahaha, fail

autumn16 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 0:52

your really pretty (: <3 just sayin (:

Saarr 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:06

that sucks, FYL..

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:13

^ bow chicka wow wow bloody antiflood protection >.<

jellybeans4833 7

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:07

15 nicee :))

alexxusbrowning2 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:07

ohh thats not so bad....haha who are we kiddin? thats horrible!

zackd23 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:10

yesss

TaylorDev 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:11

totally pwnd.

Jennark 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:12

like omg!! this is like so tragic and like the world is ending!! agh! stop complaining u little whiny babies

vannadoll 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:12

Mann that really suckks someone must hate youh xD;

fartstar 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:13

mw ex used to use her hairspray to kill bugs and stick them to the walls until I got home to take care of it. She was needy, yes she was.

Haileyw15 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:15

18, agreed. But it's sometimes a pain in the ass to redo your hair. I'm guessing OP had somewhere to go if they were doing their hair. My hair takes an hour to do and I sure as hell wouldn't want to have to start over after I finish.

BelleElle_fml 5

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:17

Some of these FMLs aren't even "F*** my life" worthy......

281go 4

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:15

Agree.......Even mine are better and they don't get posted.

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