By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
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DocBastard 38

Were these people high on Coke? I'm sure this gave you a Jolt, but in Sprite of your ordeal, don't keep Tabs on these people - they could be dangerous criminals. You need to try to stay 5-Alive. I would take a Minute Maid and then get out of town. Maybe take a walk through some Mountain Dew and breathe some Sierra Mist, or take a trip to a Sunkist Orangina grove, or go visit your Crush. I hope my advice Pepsis you up a bit. Good luck.

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TheCarChanel 0

Did u grab the unopened one

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gman90210 18

Why would they do that ? Unless they are bullies or you did something that pissed them off. Anyway hope your ok and report to police for assault.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well, at least the one that hit you wasn't open, so you weren't also drenched. Still, ouch! That sucks! Crazy people...

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ouimetnick 10

Was the OP picketing a funeral or something? Part of the Westboro Baptist Church? Then you deserve it. If not, that fyl.

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Error504 6

On the bright side... Free soda. :D

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SILVERSTAR_6 17

I'm weak at the fact that they actually took the time to turn around and throw another can of soda at u lol....but if I were u I'd take it and drink it.

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acetheone 8

maybe they didn't throw it at you, but to you. fyl.

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Vk1 0

I would've memorized the tag number, went home, found the registered owner of the car, went to his or her house, knocked on the door, and beat the hell out of whoever answered the door.

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eabaker31 0

Were you wearing something offensive? Why?

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pwnman 33

First you say "someone", now "they"?

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Cathrin 26

"They" is commonly accepted and used as a gender-neutral singular pronoun for when the gender of the subject is unknown, so OP's usage isn't incorrect.

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