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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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You deserved it 2 035

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By thepigeonsfriend - 07/05/2012 14:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML

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You deserved it 5 938

Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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By ManagerWithoutRespect - 05/12/2016 05:14 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML

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You deserved it 883

By stupidity - 25/05/2012 19:30 - Switzerland - Geneva

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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You deserved it 39 011

Angry much?

By NeedANewWindshield - 24/08/2019 14:00

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML

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You deserved it 97

By Simon - 30/12/2008 11:14 - France

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

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You deserved it 53 526

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

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You deserved it 3 867

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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You deserved it 2 741

By waterbottlehit - 02/12/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

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You deserved it 3 466

Chill, lady

By kerensa - 15/07/2012 05:51 - Australia - Mornington

Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML

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You deserved it 2 251

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Top comments

DocBastard 38

Monday 21 May 2012 8:40

Were these people high on Coke? I'm sure this gave you a Jolt, but in Sprite of your ordeal, don't keep Tabs on these people - they could be dangerous criminals. You need to try to stay 5-Alive. I would take a Minute Maid and then get out of town. Maybe take a walk through some Mountain Dew and breathe some Sierra Mist, or take a trip to a Sunkist Orangina grove, or go visit your Crush. I hope my advice Pepsis you up a bit. Good luck.

TheCarChanel 0

Monday 21 May 2012 8:23

Did u grab the unopened one

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KM96 24

Monday 21 May 2012 8:49

What the hell?! Who does that?!

DarkHelmet 10

Monday 21 May 2012 8:56

If you saw them circling around that didn't raise a few alarms for you pimpjuice. A little voice in your head didn't speak up and say "oh shit their coming back for more"

bethcox 4

Monday 21 May 2012 8:57

Why didn't you just run off.. you would have remained dry and it would have pissed them off.. everybody wins!

OkitaCockroach 19

Monday 21 May 2012 8:59

Dafuq you do? FYL, OP. unless you did something to deserve a can to the head xD

ICastillo 24

Monday 21 May 2012 8:59

That's messed up man, some people are ass holes.

kevinn95 0

Monday 21 May 2012 9:39

How is free soda a FML?

TwiztedYuri 9

Monday 21 May 2012 9:53

and that is why smart people don't yell missed me.

BeThePanda 1

Monday 21 May 2012 13:47

Where exactly does OP say that he/she yelled anything? It just says that they missed. Read the FML before you comment.

xgetxbentx 13

Monday 21 May 2012 10:01

At least you got a free soda?

BlueOysterCult87 13

Monday 21 May 2012 23:49

Agreed. That's the first thing I thought of too. You might want to wait a few minutes before opening it though.

Valdrek 26

Monday 21 May 2012 10:23

I hate what the word is becoming

lixone 7

Monday 21 May 2012 11:14

What word? Oh, you must mean world.

linkinpark98 23

Monday 21 May 2012 15:02

What word? Bird?........ Well, EVERYBODY'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD! A WELL A BIRD BIRD BIRD, B-B-BIRD IS THE WORD!

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 21 May 2012 21:44

DONT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD??

BlueOysterCult87 13

Monday 21 May 2012 23:55

Haven't you heard?????

jojimugo 20

Monday 21 May 2012 11:47

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