By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
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DocBastard 38

Were these people high on Coke? I'm sure this gave you a Jolt, but in Sprite of your ordeal, don't keep Tabs on these people - they could be dangerous criminals. You need to try to stay 5-Alive. I would take a Minute Maid and then get out of town. Maybe take a walk through some Mountain Dew and breathe some Sierra Mist, or take a trip to a Sunkist Orangina grove, or go visit your Crush. I hope my advice Pepsis you up a bit. Good luck.

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TheCarChanel 0

Did u grab the unopened one

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KM96 24

What the hell?! Who does that?!

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DarkHelmet 10

If you saw them circling around that didn't raise a few alarms for you pimpjuice. A little voice in your head didn't speak up and say "oh shit their coming back for more"

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bethcox 4

Why didn't you just run off.. you would have remained dry and it would have pissed them off.. everybody wins!

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OkitaCockroach 19

Dafuq you do? FYL, OP. unless you did something to deserve a can to the head xD

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ICastillo 24

That's messed up man, some people are ass holes.

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kevinn95 0

How is free soda a FML?

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TwiztedYuri 9

and that is why smart people don't yell missed me.

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BeThePanda 1

Where exactly does OP say that he/she yelled anything? It just says that they missed. Read the FML before you comment.

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BlueOysterCult87 13

Agreed. That's the first thing I thought of too. You might want to wait a few minutes before opening it though.

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lixone 7

What word? Oh, you must mean world.

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linkinpark98 23

What word? Bird?........ Well, EVERYBODY'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD! A WELL A BIRD BIRD BIRD, B-B-BIRD IS THE WORD!

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jojimugo 20

Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, and Dodge

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