Transportation: Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be... - FML

By myselfami - 31/03/2011 11:31 - United States

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

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myselfami 1

Monday 11 April 2011 14:15

Okay, I was pretty unclear about specifics on this FML. The runner was barely tapped by the front bumper of my car. He fell, got back up, and limped off somewhere. The guy that was behind me doesn't have insurance. I have five stitches in my forehead from bashing it against the steering wheel. Kind of wish I wouldn't have stopped, honestly.

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memo619 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:14

I honestly hate people like that, when you j walk, at least make sure no car is heading your way

jes1610 6

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:14

hahahah blood sprinkler. win

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WowThatSucks1469 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:35

bonjour

stewpididiot 11

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:36

oh, man... that would have messed up your car BIG time... and prolly your afternoon too!

drew2711 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:39

At least you saved someones life. You can always repair your car damages.

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:40

So, Doc! How many lives have you saved? And how many people have you killed? You don't have to lie, I can keep a secret... Don't worry everybody, I'll save you from Doc's evil surgeries...

HarlemzAngelita 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:40

in result did u hit the guy after being rear ended? at least your insurance will cover it.

shakeTHEworld 12

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:41

FYL. But atleast you didn't manage to ruin someone else's life, or worse, took their life.

shulgafish 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:38

the person at least deserved to be hospitalized otherwise he/she didn't learn a lesson.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:41

so did u still go forward? lol

BluPenguin 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:45

Brakes* dammit, not breaks... YDI for being a 5th grade spelling moron

Creedlord 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:47

Oooh looks like someone will be making a trip down to the insurance company.!!

ohmygaaawsh29 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:48

wtf^

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