By anonymous - 24/11/2015 19:38 - Switzerland - Unterageri

Spicy
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
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gratunka 11

it could be environmental. nothing to do with you. take your wife to the great outdoors for some nature rumbling/tumbling.

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metalgearsoldier 6

just how drunk were/are you, mate?

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XxDanno316xX 27

I doubt "whisky dick" was the source of the OP's problem :)

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countryb_cth 38

It was grassy dick, that's his problem.

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FalloutScrolls 25

I've heard of some weird fetishes before, but if that's what you get off on, that's what you get off on.

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morley05 11

I guess trimming the grass turns you on. maybe you should trim your wife's grass. that should help you out bud

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nickname_nick 11

Think about cutting grass when you're with your wife. Problem solved!

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Elban 20

Think they have candles out now with that scent. Get some of those he could probably qualify for some farming grants because of all the plowing going on

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hilamonster06 21

Sorry dude, but I think that's more information than anybody wants to know.

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Tarlachia 33

Ask your wife to dress up as a lawn ornament.

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Elban 20

Hell yea! Garden gnome, beard might get itchy for her though. Could try a flamingo but there's no telling how long she'd be able to it standing on one leg

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StickyPickles 33

Perhaps you should nail her to the lawn. .

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SunnySideUpp 9

Well wasn't that the most overly graphic FML I've ever read...

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