By anonymous - 24/11/2015 19:38 - Switzerland - Unterageri

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Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
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gratunka 11

it could be environmental. nothing to do with you. take your wife to the great outdoors for some nature rumbling/tumbling.

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priyaa_x 8

I don't think he was planning to

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countryb_cth 38

It was an accidental grassing, no one plans for it, it just happens.

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Trapgirl747 11

I don't see why this was down voted I found it pretty funny haha. Op I hope that it's nothing serious. But seriously this made me laugh

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gary8082 14

Well maybe you should try mowing your wife's lawn in order to get aroused.

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Rawrshi 25

That's an interesting form of foreplay.

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MariaGiovanni 25

That was... descriptive. On a completely related note I'm going to rethink my choice of making spaghetti for dinner tonight. Good luck with your issue OP.

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Severefear 7

Solution: Bang your wife on freshly cut grass.

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Lalala579121 27

Did you throw your dick at the wall just to make sure it was cooked spaghetti?

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mds9986 24

Are those hedge clippers in your pants?

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