By anonymous - 24/11/2015 19:38 - Switzerland - Unterageri

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Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
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gratunka 11

it could be environmental. nothing to do with you. take your wife to the great outdoors for some nature rumbling/tumbling.

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Gwynoak 10

Get a golf course, that way you have holes in the grass, for those special moments.

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OzzyWannabee 10

Take me down to the paradise city where the girls are green and the grass is pretty !

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Jerepasaurus 12

I think I read that the smell of fresh cut grass can actually arouse people. It's pretty normal, and actually pretty healthy. Maybe next time, go camping! Or have sex in the backyard. Or, bring some cuttings into the bedroom, if you feel too lazy for a trip. lol Happy gardening!

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TheSneakyNugget 15

I guess your just attracted to dat grass (;

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istheaar_on 6

What time were you having sex with your wife? if it was at night, then have sex with her earlier in the day. adjust your schedule to your body OP! good luck

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