By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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vbmg152 18

Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!

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Nimmrodel 11

kids can be cruel, knock over sand castle later that will teach her.

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_streets_ 19

It's called sarcasm. Try it sometime.

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silverstream20 20

oh really? I beg to differ and more importantly sarcasm = humor and that's what FML is about HUMOR so before you start telling us it doesn't work why not try it it could work for you

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JacindasaurXD 0

I Thought It Was Funny:)

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_streets_ 19

It doesn't really work online? Almost everybody I see commenting on FML is usually being sarcastic.

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theRovingMage 0

So, if it's sarcasm, you feel that the child was right to call the OP fat? Sarcasm means saying the OPPOSITE if what you mean. E.G.: Upon slogging through sleet and hail, you remark with a particular tone to your voice, "What a absolutely gorgeous day for a hike!" I'm going to become the Authoritarian Grammarian. I'm sick of people saying things like, "You're an idiot; what are you smoking?" (I get upset) "Oh, come on, that was sarcasm! You're oversensitive!"

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BIGbadBRIZZLE 0

you deserve it for being huge. go cut some bacon off your back

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andrealovee 0

that's rude people dont deserve that even if they are fat!

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Oniat 2

If what a little kid says bothers you, don't wear a bakini? There's two-pieces that look great but still cover up. Full body suits are bleh. If you were truly confident in yourself, you would've told the kid to **** off and this wouldn't be an fml. Shape up or dress appropriately. YDI

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misfitSuperStar 0

agreed. bikinis should only be worn by in shape girls.

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ManAmongMen 0

the word is bikini and u know nothing. the fact of the matter in reality is that kids don't get taught respect and it's a direct reflection of their parents or lack there of.

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Tuesdays76 0

You learn by mistakes. It is a little girl, not a teenager. She is still learning respect.

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eponina 0

she was tanning.....

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jess6blondie9 2

Maybe she meant huge boobs? You never know;)

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seth96 0

but if that's what she ment then y b emmeressed? and it's not like it's all about the boobs. like the pic

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fmlbtard 0

damm jess u taken??

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MonkeySpeaks 4

Would have been a good opportunity to teach a young child about respecting yourself and loving yourself...

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sarahbear430 0

you should respect yourself by having enough self-control not to become a lard-ass.

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Tuesdays76 0

can I get an Amen? AMEN and ALLELUIA!!!

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vegan_muffin 5

Similar to leggings, bikinis are a privilege, not a right.

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v1kt4r 13

Ahahaha you've made my day, i just tweeted ur comment so all my friends can have a laugh too lol

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Tuesdays76 0

And Muscle Tee's and Under Armor for guys.

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Tuesdays76 0

And for guys, Muscle Tee's and Under Armor.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

"No, I'm only embarassed to be seen with you. Now get the **** out of my sun, you little twat." Problem solved. YDI for letting a child pwn you.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Cover that kid in sand like a cat does it's turds. Problem solved.

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Dez31396 0

I don't care if she us a child I'd back hand ger

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Tuesdays76 0

Or maybe you should hit her in the face with a shovel so she will look like you. don't hit some child you don't know for telling the truth. you would probably get your ass kicked or charged for assault and child abuse and you would deserve it.

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