Work: Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement....

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 02:03 - United States

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

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Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML

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Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

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Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML

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By bby - 16/02/2022 14:00

Today, I was at Walmart and I asked an employee for help. She turned around with tears streaming down her face and said, “I'm kind of in the middle of an emergency right now!” FML

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Thursday 16 February 2012 8:47

I bet all the customers were like, "What? Walmart? How did I get here.."

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Thursday 16 February 2012 8:45

At least the announcement came out great!

Comments

Thodgey098022 0

Friday 17 February 2012 12:43

Was Wal-mart right beside you?

ReNaE96 2

Friday 17 February 2012 15:25

That just made my day:)

Courtney_Sanders 6

Friday 17 February 2012 17:07

Lol imagine how confused you probably made the customers! Like "I'm at Walmart? How the hell did I end up here, I wanted to go to Target!"

Katshoes123 5

Friday 17 February 2012 18:09

Haha I worked At walmart and Dillard's I would alway mess what I say up

sinkmyanchor 0

Friday 17 February 2012 18:59

Oh my god, I'm laughing SO HARD. I almost had that happen to me once. Except I said Macy's. Lol.

Bullheard 0

Friday 17 February 2012 19:18

hahahaha

katiekat87 0

Friday 17 February 2012 22:27

First of all, I work at SuperTarget and found this very funny. Secondly, i worked at a movie theatre for like 8 years so i was used to saying "Thank you and enjoy the show!" Too bad that still carries over after being out of the movie theatre business.

LoveLikeWhitney 2

Saturday 18 February 2012 9:11

As funny as that is, you can tell you're new to the job. They'll fire you if they find out you're commenting on work, even just saying you work there. I know someone it happened to. A LOT of places do that. I would delete this as soon as possible were I you.