Work: Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement....

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 02:03 - United States

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 16:00

Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the pharmacy I've been getting my prescriptions from for over two decades is closing down. Just the one store. In less than a week. The signs proudly proclaim "Store Closing! This Store Only!" FML

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By yanksbitethebig1 - 16/03/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I heard back from my store management interview at Target. I was offered an overnight stock clerk position. When I called HR to find out if my application was in the wrong file I was told I lack the leadership qualities necessary for Target. I graduated with honors from a military school. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 09:07 - United States - Atwater

Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML

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By unemployed - 18/10/2016 00:05 - United States - The Colony

Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML

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By anti88 - 01/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

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By probably not getting the job - 09/03/2015 05:44 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML

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By bby - 16/02/2022 14:00

Today, I was at Walmart and I asked an employee for help. She turned around with tears streaming down her face and said, “I'm kind of in the middle of an emergency right now!” FML

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Thursday 16 February 2012 8:47

I bet all the customers were like, "What? Walmart? How did I get here.."

dva976 7

Thursday 16 February 2012 8:45

At least the announcement came out great!

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mandapanda394 10

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:00

There is a script.. read off of it and you'll be fine.

bananamonkey23 5

Wednesday 3 April 2013 0:34

you should have gotten back on and said just kidding i wanted you to get out sooner

Easybeats 10

Thursday 20 June 2013 1:12

Omg xD

1234Murphdog 2

Saturday 31 August 2013 3:33

i started laughing

KittyCatVargas 9

Tuesday 11 November 2014 0:15

Gosh Alex

MORPYORP 5

Friday 28 November 2014 16:35

You had one job....

brittbritt1388 10

Tuesday 30 December 2014 8:38

haha I did something similar I WA swirling the dt at jack in the box and said welcome to del taco! lol thank god everyone laughed

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