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and your face ? thats the reason handgun was invented . when i see ur face i wanna kill myself to death.
As opposed to killing yourself half to death?
#31 - As opposed to killing yourself to life.
I just hope the date ended at 10 minutes. What a dick.
Rude my ass. Walk out your to good for him.
What an idjit...seriously no class and I'm sure he didn't get any ass after that comment.
-No offense but *insert hurtful comment* -Ah, it's fine. You said "no offense"
Tell him you're sorry but there's nothing anyone can do about his lack of brains
Tell him his personality is the reason abortion was invented
And the award for douchebag of the day goes toooooo~
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That's when you kick him in the balls and tell him that's how men lose the ability to have children.
That's where you say, "your face is the reason plastic surgery was invented."