Love: Today, ten minutes into a blind date, my date said, "I don't... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 20:57 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, ten minutes into a blind date, my date said, "I don't mean to be rude, but... your face? It's the reason booze was invented." FML

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By dateless - 21/09/2012 11:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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By Kristie - 03/07/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By Chaznuts - 08/09/2009 06:22 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

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By ragingwaffles - 13/08/2014 04:25 - United States - Chico

Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 15:00

Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Saturday 20 July 2013 5:24

That's when you kick him in the balls and tell him that's how men lose the ability to have children.

brainymes 30

Saturday 20 July 2013 5:26

That's where you say, "your face is the reason plastic surgery was invented."

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nunnsii92 9

Sunday 21 July 2013 8:09

Lemon law

dbaguy 9

Sunday 21 July 2013 19:21

As long as he didn't mean yo be rude

scschaffner 2

Monday 22 July 2013 17:03

His stupid mouth, the reason slaps were invented. What a stupid guy!

jedaite 2

Tuesday 23 July 2013 6:56

I've lived in Seoul for more than a year and I'm here once again. Girls here are pretty, so that guy must've been one of those virgin chaps who jerk off to K-Pop idols thinking they're Taeyang . Well, I hope you don't put his words too close to your self esteem. See you :)

AkiChan_fml 7

Wednesday 24 July 2013 6:15

Maybe he was saying that he'd take a drink to your beauty........?

DaniDove11 4

Thursday 25 July 2013 6:44

What a jackass!!

amisenho 11

Friday 26 July 2013 19:07

So basically, he said, "I don't mean to be rude, but I'm going to be rude."

Prunedale_ca7 3

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:46

mine too i have the ugliest face out there **** my life wait nobody wants to :(

amorprincess2002 7

Thursday 29 August 2013 5:18

What the deuce?!I'm afraid that I've just encountered the rudest douchebag in the univerese!

Simbaby 23

Sunday 22 September 2013 5:36

That's rude of him .

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