By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 20:57 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, ten minutes into a blind date, my date said, "I don't mean to be rude, but... your face? It's the reason booze was invented." FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13

That's when you kick him in the balls and tell him that's how men lose the ability to have children.

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brainymes 30

That's where you say, "your face is the reason plastic surgery was invented."

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dbaguy 9

As long as he didn't mean yo be rude

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scschaffner 2

His stupid mouth, the reason slaps were invented. What a stupid guy!

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jedaite 2

I've lived in Seoul for more than a year and I'm here once again. Girls here are pretty, so that guy must've been one of those virgin chaps who jerk off to K-Pop idols thinking they're Taeyang . Well, I hope you don't put his words too close to your self esteem. See you :)

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AkiChan_fml 7

Maybe he was saying that he'd take a drink to your beauty........?

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amisenho 11

So basically, he said, "I don't mean to be rude, but I'm going to be rude."

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Prunedale_ca7 3

mine too i have the ugliest face out there **** my life wait nobody wants to :(

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amorprincess2002 7

What the deuce?!I'm afraid that I've just encountered the rudest douchebag in the univerese!

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