By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 20:57 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, ten minutes into a blind date, my date said, "I don't mean to be rude, but... your face? It's the reason booze was invented." FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13

That's when you kick him in the balls and tell him that's how men lose the ability to have children.

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brainymes 30

That's where you say, "your face is the reason plastic surgery was invented."

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Headcrab 29

What rude asshole says things like this, on a date nonetheless.

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Evil_Angel_90 7

As soon as someone says "I don't mean to be rude but" alarm bells should start ringing because that's when they're going to be the most rude. What an awful person to say that though

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KBurns207 17

I understand a man would be more likely to say something like this, but there's literally no evidence of gender... It could be a female that said it too.

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graceinsheepwear 33

OP is female and nothing about the fml sounds like it was a same sex date.

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BeardedLondoner 24

How the hell do you know?

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Neesalun 20

What's wrong with people? Couldn't they have just gone through the date until the end and just not asked for a second instead of making an insulting comment?

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MidnaLink 33

"Same with your attitude, you jackass!"

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summertime10 5

That's when you say, "Wow....I think we're soul mates. I was going to say the same thing about you!"

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onlinetroll 14

he is the reason they have ****** in this world

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chosha_fml 26

I hate to think what he says to people when he DOES mean to be rude.

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