By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 20:57 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, ten minutes into a blind date, my date said, "I don't mean to be rude, but... your face? It's the reason booze was invented." FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13

That's when you kick him in the balls and tell him that's how men lose the ability to have children.

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brainymes 30

That's where you say, "your face is the reason plastic surgery was invented."

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peterubino 2

Lmfao that was funny as hell. But very very rude none the less. You better have made her pay for her own meal. xD

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courtz94 24

People like this seriously irritate me. OP, ignore this asshole.

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Omniprism 14

Wtf! What an asshole. I would have left right then and there. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Don't let that dick bring you down. You deserve much better than him.

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Futacy 29

Just wait until you get in the bedroom and as soon as he unzips his pants, start laughing hysterically.

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Akatsuki_Sasori 7

UGH. It seems that whenever people start a sentence with "I don't mean to be rude/racist/sexist/homophobic/etc., BUT...", they then proceed to say something extremely rude/racist/sexist/homophobic/etc. FYL, OP. He was very rude, and you did NOT deserve that.

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Meeeooowww 9

He said "I don't mean to be rude"... That makes it all okay

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mymiles 13

Get him to show you his dick & then complain that things that small are why ****** were invented

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Uri69 10

Tell him not to be rude but he's the reason why the word *douche bag* was invented.

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StEpHiE1226 12

Wow don't put out on the first date for this one op...

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