By financially_wreckd - 21/12/2014 00:53

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML
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onlychildFTW 33

This last accident wasn't your fault so you shouldn't have your rates increased because of it. Fight it. I don't know about your other 2 so can't comment on those.

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poppunkette 22

How the hell can you have 3 accidents in one year? But yeah cause the guy was drunk it's not your fault they shouldn't raise your insurance.

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Exodiafinder687 58

That sounds really high. Really high like a really high thing. Say, a sunflower.

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happysmile987 24

You sound high.

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Exodiafinder687 58

I guess not many people have heard "I'd Like That" by XTC.

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bombielol 20

woooww that's really gay lol I've crashed 3 times this year too....

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limabeans101029 20

Ah yes, crashing cars sounds like a very homosexual thing to do

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fabulouskenaz 6

I was driving one night and saw this gay hooker. I decided to pick him up. When he got in the car we decided let's crash this mofo ;) and that's how we spent our night. Crashing cars. We had over 17 wrecks and 5 deaths. Gosh I love being gay.

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Soloman212 28

What ISN'T gay about some car-on-car action?

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YoursAlways98 13

That sucks but I doubt that you could've gotten into three accidents in one year without putting yourself in risky situations. Drive safely!

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slyde32 12

You'd be surprised, I can come close to three crashes a day, all due to people pulling out in front of me because people are so damn impatient.

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Armygirl93 10

it's a matter of being in the wrong place at the wrong time and bad luck. shit happens

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ZoroMiHawk 25

I thought your insurance rate will only increase if you're at fault or partially at fault for the accident?

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joeymo304 9

I'm sure someone here is going to blame the police

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joeymo304 9

And since this post got buried, assholes do

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BlindlyWandering 17

If the other guy is at fault then HIS insurance should cover it, not yours, and your rates shouldn't increase. That's the way it's SUPPOSED to be at least. Unfortunately, insurance companies are some of the most crooked and greedy entities on the planet and basically do whatever they want. They take the money that us working class earn with our blood sweat and tears and use it on lobbyist to influence government policies and laws, then make massive campaign contributions to buy politicians to protect them. It's pretty disgusting, IMHO!

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Econforthwin 15

Did they catch the driver? If so, sue him to help pay for the premium. He drank he drove op lost.

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sethsmith11 21

Loving the metaphor.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

try and see if you can do an online class to have them go down. I remember when i was younger i watched a video about safe driving and got 15% off the insurance.

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Colon_Man 17

What's the name of this class? 'How to avoid unpredictable circumstances'?

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