By financially_wreckd - 21/12/2014 00:53

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML
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onlychildFTW 33

This last accident wasn't your fault so you shouldn't have your rates increased because of it. Fight it. I don't know about your other 2 so can't comment on those.

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poppunkette 22

How the hell can you have 3 accidents in one year? But yeah cause the guy was drunk it's not your fault they shouldn't raise your insurance.

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xKai_Axelx 12

A weed factory? Seriously? And try using someone who's actually alive like Snoop Dogg or Wiz Khalifa. It really shows your age.

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Why does it matter? Op got the point across, did they not?

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Actually, the Bob Marley family has started there own strain of weed so there insurance premiums are pretty high.

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Mira Lux 26

Who cares what person OP uses to make references with just as long as they are accurate. For all we know OP could be a teenager and still know who Bob Marley is.

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Armygirl93 10

and this really shows how much of an idiot you are

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Taylor22294 24

Bob Marley makes beautiful music, makes you happy and appreciate what you have. Age has nothing to do with their taste in musicians or metaphors.

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Trahanan 9

The luck of the Irish is obviously not with you this year...better luck next year!

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KingOfTheLosers 7

thats a nice way of putting it. and you take it rather well too. wtg man!

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Ki11erC 18

Bob Marley wouldn't be as stupid as to try and smoke uncured weed.

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Tayleena97 11

Actually Bob Marley didn't like marijuana

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Zebediabolical 39

Bob Marley was Rastifari. Marijuana is a part of their religion. He also said things like, and I quote... "Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction." "When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself." "The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall." I don't know about you but these don't sound like things someone who doesn't like marijuana would say.

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zoso008 7

A weed factory? For all the types of buildings to chose from you chose factory?

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Zebediabolical 39

Pills come from factories. Marijuana comes from plants.

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