Kids: Today, the 4-year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy,...

By AdoKitty - 11/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Redlands

Today, the 4-year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl". Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 04:23 - United States - Statesboro

Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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Well done sweetie

By Mommy - 29/09/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By Disgruntled - 16/03/2016 12:01 - United States - East Lansing

Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML

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Shidding and farding

By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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By seethroughpee - 06/05/2015 05:22 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

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Well did you?

By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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By BadDad - 30/04/2017 15:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML

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By Lauren Davies - 17/09/2019 06:00

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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TheRugMan 17

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:16

Maybe potty trained is the wrong word to use...

MrConcise 34

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:17

My first instinct is to wonder how she managed to be alone long enough to shit in her room, but children are little devils and will find ways to make you look bad, regardless of how attentive you are.

Comments

naudia1590 17

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:40

She should have been potty trained that's a little old

awkwardloveannie 28

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:48

how does she think "big girls" go to the bathroom?

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:52

so what did she do in the bathroom ?

mistress_paz 30

Thursday 11 June 2015 13:01

Babysitters definitely do not get paid enough.

gracehi 31

Thursday 11 June 2015 13:12

Pooping: she's doing it wrong.

nentenkupo 16

Thursday 25 January 2018 7:07

She could have peed in her room

gosh_mate 30

Thursday 11 June 2015 13:27

Oops! I hope you taught her where she should be going for that ...

fpants2010 18

Thursday 11 June 2015 13:35

That's too old to not be trained! My son was completely out of diapers by his second birthday. I feel bad for you for having to clean that up, OP!

lulinator 40

Thursday 11 June 2015 16:42

Hey there, Judgey McJudgerson! Every kid is different. My daughter was trained two weeks before she was two. My son at three and a half. And my nephew, at 9, still has issues. Kids develop at their own pace.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 11 June 2015 18:05

I'll be Judgey McJudgerson, too. Your nephew must have developmental issues, not just toilet problems. Unless he has physical difficulty controlling his bowels, there is no reason he should have problems at nine years old. I mean accidentally wetting the bed every so often is one thing, but c'mon…

randomcritic 14

Thursday 11 June 2015 18:06

If she just turned 4 it's only slightly late.

MandySkittles 18

Thursday 11 June 2015 14:15

That's really old to not be potty trained.. Hell my niece was trained before she even turned two.

vikky538 28

Thursday 11 June 2015 14:20

She was potty trained but its in the wrong room

Gennocent 17

Thursday 11 June 2015 14:49

My first thought was that she had a little potty in her room. Which her parents ( or the OP) would dump into the toilet and clean out when she was done. Or did she actually just go on the floor?