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By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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By friend - 29/06/2012 20:48 - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML

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By lyss - 16/11/2018 10:30 - United States - New Prague

Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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Breeneefml12 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:08

punch the bitch

rm010 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:05

No offense but little kids speak the truth.

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CrazyAssStories 0

Friday 1 January 2010 21:57

lol WTF

aznkillah516 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:02

rofl

ipath5 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:05

waste

LastCaress 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:10

Man, kids can be cruel.

Tamara2011 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:11

YDI for taking a little 6 year old's advice lol :)

MissOriginal 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:14

No comment for this one....

razorp 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:16

 that's all you need, because right now you obviously look like 

CrazyAssStories 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:30

*******face grow some balls numnuts...

onebadsummer 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:48

Apparently "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful" means nothing to you.

run4estrun 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 1:24

hm.. that sucks. think about it this way, a lil girl into aliens? probably a dike or tom boy or a dork later on.

TryToBeKind 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:58

That kid needs to learn some manners. Her parents put you in charge of her and I hope you put her in time out or said she had to miss out on something. Honesty is great, but there's no reason to make certain statements. And remember that it is her opinion that you are ugly. I say ugly is as ugly does.

caits13 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:12

YDI for being ugly.

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Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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