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By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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By friend - 29/06/2012 20:48 - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML

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By lyss - 16/11/2018 10:30 - United States - New Prague

Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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Breeneefml12 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:08

punch the bitch

rm010 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:05

No offense but little kids speak the truth.

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itspimpz 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:01

haha 26 made my day. yea stop being ugly

1121345 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:06

aww, I'm sorry. but little kids are like that.

vetter_fml 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:45

Some children just say things to test their boundaries and the limits of what's acceptable to say. Don't let it bother you too much.

JarheadX_fml 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:53

kids do speak the truth

Six_and_the_Moon 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:32

You could always uglify her face with the stove burner. That'll learn her. :p

jamjenni2774 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:56

Sounds like someone need to B taught some manners! I can C a 4 year old maby saying something like that but 6, no. That is one rude ass kid!

itsmehaha 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 2:13

Check out mylifeisfly

silverspire29 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 2:41

Agreed.

kirakira333 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:13

that's when you say "yes. now lay down on your stomach so I can do some anal probing to learn more about your kind." ;D

mr3speed 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:49

That sucks, how's that go, "out of the mouths of babe's". Well I hope you scolded the little critic, however kids at that age rarely lie, you most likely are ugly like an alien, but don't worry you can fix ugh, stupid on the other hand........

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