By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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menother 2

This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.

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dirtygurdy 0

you should gave switched the drinks if they were the same

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sheknowsohknows 0

HAHA. Well that sucks...not giving him what he wants?

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wordgirl 0

Do you frequently wake up after nights out with your husband, and instead of feeling a hangover, your butt just really hurts?

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mtc4ever 0

it's probably Viagra for women lol everyone should calm down

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crzyry 6

Hmmmmm...So that explains the new life insurance plan he got last week huh?

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Crysta_fml 3

has anyone thought that the bartender might have been lying? you know, she obviously thought they were on a date, mabey hoping the husband, or indeed the wife were single? or just trying to sour things up. most people are like that. who should she really trust more? some bartender, or her husband of X years.

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youngwife 2

You have got to give him some once in a while...They are like dogs you can't keep them boxed in. Take him out for a walk at least 2-3 times a week. I think it is so funny he slipped ruffies in your drink..Hey he is not cheating he just wants you to get loose and jump him lol

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scarletlily_fml 3

Wow, that's ****** up. Did you call the cops? I would've. What an asshole husband.

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epeets 1

after several punches to the face invoke the real pain by locking up the pussy for a few months. Divorce is also a good option. Make sure you get half. lol

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