By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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menother 2

This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.

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dirtygurdy 0

you should gave switched the drinks if they were the same

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lalasha 0

wow bummer whether he was driving you or pisining you either way time to cut that one loose and in the mean time don't leave him alone with your drinks

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baker0492 0

I love how everyone assumes hes trying to rape her or slip pills to make her skinnier or something ever thing he slipped something harmless like pepper or something just to mess wit her cuase i know my grandpop would do that all the time to us if we went out to eat and we turned away from our water he would sprinkle some salt in it or something just as a joke

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NoteMyGrin 0

Oh god, that could be terrifying. Major kudos to the bartender for being so watchful and concerned.

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demi2you 0

get out now! been married 10 years now and husband was drugging me for 3 weeks with 2 things that lead to cardiac arrest. can't get the time back and we have two little babies now who have to grow up in a broken home.

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onnielief 4

And you believe the bartender on his word? I'd put some trust in your husband if I where you, otherwise your marriage is not worth much!

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seeimdee 0

someone isn't satisfying their man. ydi for being a prude ratard (; ahh hangover <3

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mwedner 0

your disgusting. Prude retard what are you 12 years old?

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x805xUnknown 6

It's just ecstasy, he wants you to have a good time - The Hangover.

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kayPandastyle 15

gahh I love Zelda in tht instance I knew I was a nerd cus I was thinkn Zelda before I even saw 61s comment. you made my night thnx that comment was a deff. win

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buckeye1448 0

how romantic lol maybe you can think of it as him being a man and he knows what he's after :) Also, I would probably be glad it was me he was giving roofies and not some other woman haha. unless you discover the rest of the bottle is gone..

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