By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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menother 2

This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.

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dirtygurdy 0

you should gave switched the drinks if they were the same

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ChinaColombiana 0

lol to #29. umm hubby slippin somthing in your drink...time for a new hubby

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MidgetMonster 0

maybe the bartender is having an affair with the husband and wants to f up their marriage like a conniving hoe. or maybe the husband pulled hair off of it or something. but why risk being seen slipping drugs into a drink in a room full of people?

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dphilipson12 0

**** your husband and he wouldn't have to do that. it's a wake up call bitch. open you legs.

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Brittanysway420 0

My first thought was OMG WTF. Then I started to think about it and decided it probably wasn't a rufie or GHB but something less noticeable like a spanish fly, and in that case I thought it sounded kinda exciting. I also went through and thought the bartender was lying but I doubt that, I'm sure bartenders do not take that kind of stuff lightly!

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soonerfootball 0

well maybe if you put out more this wouldnt happen

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briiana012 3

or wait wut if it was diet pills ahahaha

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KathAdrian 0

Maybe the bartender was a lesbian. She just wanted to perform the "don't drink that" from Barney's playbook. And who could blame her, that's awesome.

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