By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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menother 2

This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.

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dirtygurdy 0

you should gave switched the drinks if they were the same

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Igor_g5 0

Give him some and he won't need to drug you.

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jonny2x4 0

Blurred vision and dirty thoughts Feel out of place, very distraught Feel something's coming on Yeah, i kick the jukebox, slam the floor Drink, drink, drink, drink some more I can't think. Hey what's in the drink? It feels like somebody put something somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something, somebody put something in my drink

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kryssy_6988 0

I know a guy who used to offer to cook for his girlfriend so he could slip growth hormones in her food to make her boobs grow. Similar situation?

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Patsfan207 0

Did it work? I can see something like that backfiring big time.

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ssch 0

could have been a lemon... or sugar

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ohSNAPyall 26

A) A lemon would be really noticeable, and B) why would he sneak sugar into her drink?

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the_rabbit70 0

wow so that's what is takes for you to give it up to your husband

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greeneye_fml 12

You should have asked your husband to take a sip and see his reaction.

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jennacide 0

Aw, he was just trying to get laid by you... Do you not have sex with your husband or something? lol I would've loved to hear his answer when you asked him.

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