By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
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unicornunit 0

sounds like ur uncle used to be in a lynch mob

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docscientist 9

That's because uncle wants it all to himself.

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Flamedude101 4

What I would like to know is that how a man in this day and age would have a PITCHFORK ready for chasing after someone?

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SPD935 5

That's fairly common down here in Alabama.

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matt120784 0

Your date musta had a real pretty mouth. Did you hear banjos in the woods?

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Lucky78_fml 4

Aww, this would happen to me. :/

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scottgeo 0

Guess your uncle wanted you for himself. I predict dueling banjos for your homecoming dance music.

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scottgeo 0

Guess your uncle wanted you for himself. I predict dueling banjos for your homecoming dance music.

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RokNRoll11 9

Yea, they ruin these things I've heard stories just like this

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K_kanaka 26

Well if your crush still calls and asks you to homecoming then you know he's a keeper.

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