By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
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unicornunit 0

sounds like ur uncle used to be in a lynch mob

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onorexveritas 23

lmfao that's hilarious

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calianne 0

its still cute how he was going to ask you. :)

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BellaMarta 19

That's a shame. Is he cute?

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spadekqj10 0

I liked this one. Q: though. Who the bloody hell still owns one of those ?

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Rvah07 0

If I were u, I would chase my uncle away with the axe when he tried to come back, just saying...

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AnaBanana1918 7

Aw! How sweet! Wish someone could do that to me! ?

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TacoSashimi 5

Your Uncle could take you to Homecoming. You'd be the life of the party with a presumably forty-something man hanging off your arm. MMM!

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