By Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Spicy
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
I agree, your life sucks 123 405
You deserved it 6 734

Same thing different taste

Top comments

blland 0

kick him in the nuts, stupid!

hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible

Comments

WTH #44 I hope you get raped in your arse next time you dress up nice because you want to look good for a party or whatever!!! Everyone should be able to wear wathever they want to to feel good about themself!!!

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

what c-train? the boston one? it gets packkkeeedddd on there sometimes. i know your pain dude, sometimes you get stuck next to the wrong people

Ewww. Next time elbow the bastard in the chest hard enough to knock the air out of him. It takes pain to let nasty men like that know such behavior is unacceptable... no matter what you're wearing, or how crowded a train may be.

i'm laughing too hard at #2 to even come up with a real comment!

thatsux94 0

#7 lol that made me laugh alot

You should have aimed your knee or elbow at his head or chest. and then when he or the train suddenly move... well I guess you should have known what would happen next.

Take a picture with your phone if you can and tell the operator... they have cameras on trains usually

Ew. How you even let that happen is amazing. Should said something like-- "Hey look here, I don't care if you're homeless doesn't mean you can touch me with your dirty package!" Then point at his lower regions. Pretty sure you would've gotten everyone's attention and hobo would've backed the eff up. Or maybe some help from a kind stranger cause that's gross like you need 50 showers after gross.

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

okay guys, it is nasty and shit but it's not like he intentionally rubbed it on her leg. it touched her when they were jolted going over bumps. i'm not a guy but based on my bf and other guys i'm friends with i can guess that you don't plan to get hard. #59 i don't think taking a picture or telling the train operator would do much because he wasn't trying to sexually assault her or anything. but overall that does suck and sometimes it happens on crowded trains. a lot of gross shit happens (like seats with pee on them and stuff ewww) i feel for you