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By Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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By trainhump - 20/02/2010 10:54 - Australia

Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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blland 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:32

kick him in the nuts, stupid!

ohhlala_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:33

hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible

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emptyego 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:25

lmfao @20&21. I would have looked him dead in the eye and told him to knock it off, and if he didn't, I would have moved away. I really wished the poster of this is a guy--I would find this all the more amusing.

PieGuy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:38

ROFLMAO!!! #15!!!!

PieGuy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:40

#15 ROFLMAO!!!!

DaFluffyGoldfish 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:59

# 21 and # 20 roflmao... well that sucks for you... you should have said *EHHEM (clearing throat sound) excuse me could you please stop trying to molest my leg?* really loud so that it would get ppls attention...

Senor_Del_Gado 1

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:21

Awwww you probably made that guys day =D

crushedrose3 6

Sunday 5 April 2009 12:38

thats disturbing

eryn13 5

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:34

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dane_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 7:36

Lmfao, this is why I got kicked out of my local indoor pool.

lolurscrewed 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:15

Haha NYC hell yeah.

daisyfuck 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:55

#14; Screw YOU. Why is that her fault if she doesn't wear "modest clothes"? How about it's the homeless guy's fault for actually doing it? She should be able to wear whatever the hell she wants. Why would it be worse if it was a straight guy? That's insanely stupid.