By Headache - 01/03/2013 13:20 - United States

Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 954
You deserved it 4 802

Same thing different taste

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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, anybody?

lissa_jade 22

moral of the story: you only have this baby for a week and it's already driving you nuts. a real one you're stuck with for at least 18 years. DONT HAVE A BABY FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME. (:

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Llama_Face89 33

You knew what you'd be getting into when you took the class.

14- She didn't say she was in the class. She just said that class assigned the students with the babies.

They might not be taking the class - other people might though and be carrying babies around school and disrupting everything. The babies around school - although maybe designed to put you off/realise how hard it is, is a bit unrealistic though isn't it? I mean if you had a baby you wouldn't go to school with it, you would find someone to look after it wouldn't you?

What if people would hire a babysitter for the fake baby... Imagine the face of the babysitter, must be priceless.

Not really, we had a class that we had those ridiculous electronic babies for when I was in high school, and it was a core health class, we didn't choose it and couldn't skip it. :/

When we did it in highschool teachers made us leave them outside the classroom. And outside the school library.

vadaaa 11

Be happy that it is just for a week, and not for 18 years. And then be very careful when you have sex. Very, VERY careful.

Only 18 years? I'll have you know that I'm 35 and I still cry robotically to my parents whenever they're trying to study their high school notes.

vadaaa 11

25- then give it a thumbs up, don't comment

Yeah, but it was hilarious so I thought a simple thumbs up wouldn't suffice.

BellaBelle_fml 23

78; Why didn't you follow your own advice and simply give them a thumbs down and not comment?

vadaaa 11

114- I knew someone would say that. But lately I keep seeing people saying "I love your comment" "haha that comment is funny" when it really isn't necessary.

At least when I had to do it, we had partners...still, I feel your pain :/

...That....Is....The...POINT.... The thing is supposed to teach you child care/etc right? To help you get a vague idea of what it's like to have a real, helpless life on your hands? The crying is the very least of your problems then.

LeaAnne94 17

Just wait until you're trying to sleep. That's the fun part.

I was luckier than the students are now a days. When I did it, I had to carry a raw egg around and takes notes. :) My egg never cried .

Mine was a potato -- less likely to go bad, or to make a horrible mess if someone jostled you in the hallway.

In our school they still give out eggs

they dont cry.. but I hear they make an awful mess when the old lady next door hurls em at you from her window

Nowadays, I see it as a great lesson as to why you shouldn't become a parent so young.

aruges93 12

We had to carry eggs in school too we had partners also. So if we got tired of carrying the egg we gave it to the fake baby daddy

usnwife 18

Did that, and now have 3 of my own. Not very realistic... I'm still taking college classes online, but have other people care for my children when I'm studying, and none of my children have cried every half hour all night every night like that stupid fake one did...!!!

They have to make up for the lack of real poop with more crying.

Count your lucky stars that your children weren't colic. Some will not be as lucky as you. And yes, it may not be realistic but you can at least learn about your patience before considering becoming a parent.(:

mansen 15

We had the raw eggs. Teacher kind of tossed mine on my desk....and off it rolled. Many bandaids for my eggy offspring there. I now have 2 kids and am a fulltime college student with a husband working out of town most of the time. Dear god....just...I still count the years, the many many years until I have my Phd...

It's lucky that you have resource to afford or family/friends to help with the baby. Teen parents often do not. My own son went through a phase, while I was in college, where he would only sleep 20 minutes at a time and screamed while awake. I did the crying doll in high school. It was but a mere glimpse of motherhood.

usnwife 18

My second was extremely colicky, 3 hrs strait screaming a night. But when she slept it was at least 2-3 hrs at a time. We live far from family and friends, but we cut out what we have to so we can afford daycare so I can get my degree, and actually learn what I need to. Family of 5 on a military salary isn't easy, but we prioritize and make it work

mansen 15

my family lives far away. Friends all work or in school. We had to save for years for me to go back to school and to afford daycare. We also budget carefully to be able to keep being able to afford this. Also the reason why husband has a high stress, away from home job. At night, isolation due to kids in bed asleep, babysitters are expensive so I never go out. A lot of sacrifices but, the end goal to add to family finances and quality of living, and to show children what can be achieved....better be damn worth it lol

The hardship is worth it. I wouldn't trade being a mom for anything. But - those dolls are great if they make someone realise how not ready they are to take on parenting. Babies are cute - motherhood (parenthood, really) is not.

mansen 15

my kids I would never trade despite the stress of trying balance my classes and labs around daycare and school schedules, and massive homework plus ensuring the children get one on one time and attention. There is never ever any mommy time. If those dolls help bring that message home to just how difficult life is with a baby...it is for grownups that plan for them! Then all the power to them. Much better than abstinence only education which jist leaves the poor kids in the dark about....everything.

Very realistic depending on the kid! I screamed pretty much straight for the first six months of my life because of colic and food allergies. My parents had to look after me in shifts so that they could get some sleep.