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By dickface - 01/04/2016 01:52 - United States - Lewisburg

Today, the cut on my face from getting hit with a baseball healed. It's left a dick-shaped scar. FML
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Tripartita 44

Well, at least if they ever shoot a Harry Potter porno, you'll be first choice for the lead role!

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jbivens1992 17

Scarface...Dickface...the nick name possibilities are strong. That must have hit you just the right (wrong?) way. Mederma works really well for most scars, maybe you could make it less noticeable. Good luck OP, and sorry to hear that.

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doodlesdork 7

I got some scar cream stuff from Walmart that helped some small scars disappear faster.

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AwkwardBookworm 27

You could try bio oil to make the scar fade/become slightly less noticeable? Better luck next time, OP!

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RebeccaRFT 18

Looks like the only possible solution is to cut exactly where the scars is to get ANOTHER scar so you won't have a dick on your face. Yes. Only solution.

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beantownchivette 8

Pure vitamin E oil rubbed on once a day will help(you need to buy the gel caps and poke it w/a safety pin to get the best oil)

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ThrottleJockey 35

Well, I guess you have no choice but to cut yourself. (obvious scarcasm.)

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PurpleMyth 28

Take a knife and slash the whole area up. It's either that or be called ******** your whole life

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carmbees 12

I have one of those on my neck from a curling iron burn. Makes for a hilarious story and sometimes people call me "that chick with the dick scar" and it's a lot funnier now than it was when it happened. Make it into a party story, roll with it. :p

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