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By dickface - 01/04/2016 01:52 - United States - Lewisburg

Today, the cut on my face from getting hit with a baseball healed. It's left a dick-shaped scar. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

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By BabeRuth - 20/09/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 00:00

Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML

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By Lena - 27/03/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got a small scar on my faced removed at a plastic surgeon's. Afterward, I told my mom that losing the scar felt weird, like I lost something that gave me character. My mom replied, "Don't worry, you have plenty of other flaws to give you character." FML

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By Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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By Pelota - 01/07/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML

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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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Tripartita 44

Friday 1 April 2016 15:43

Well, at least if they ever shoot a Harry Potter porno, you'll be first choice for the lead role!

jbivens1992 17

Friday 1 April 2016 15:38

Scarface...Dickface...the nick name possibilities are strong. That must have hit you just the right (wrong?) way. Mederma works really well for most scars, maybe you could make it less noticeable. Good luck OP, and sorry to hear that.

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yankesik 16

Saturday 2 April 2016 13:30

If that's not "adding insult to injury", I don't know what is.

PhoenixChick 26

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:16

***** stigmata. Might be a trend

3dges 9

Sunday 3 April 2016 4:37

This girl at my school has a dick shaped birthmark on her cheek so you've still got it better then someone.

Based_Scooby 11

Sunday 3 April 2016 8:07

I'd like to see a picture of that

Kalymdor 4

Monday 4 April 2016 13:36

Glenn is that you?

Wellis0129 9

Tuesday 5 April 2016 3:58

K that's srsly awful. I'm sorry for ya.

Silverien 4

Tuesday 5 April 2016 16:40

You are the chosen one.

Desiree_lianne 16

Tuesday 19 April 2016 7:51

well that was a dick move of the guy who got you.

J352SAURUS 30

Saturday 5 November 2016 10:57

What a ********!

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