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By Christopher - 13/12/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
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perdix 29

I don't know why the floor numbers were relevant, but it would be funny if you got stuck between #1 and #2.

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aback 4

It was the Elevator of Karmic Retribution. You guys must have done something awful in a past life.

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kyrintethron 0

This is the worst FML I've ever read - I'm crying for you right now.

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bratwa 0

Worse than "My boyfriend went down on me...then he made a joke. buuu friggin huuu my boyfriend is funny FML"

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amcphun 0

it was prob worse for the other people. f their lives lol

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ulicksam 0

Finally! A real FML.

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longboardsrule 0

should have established a pee corner. like Dwight did in the show the office

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meowcow 3

pry door open and use the manual release to open the 2nd door silly

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BlackOpsSucks 0

your ****** buddy, that's just some nasty stuff.

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onthebizzle 0

I think the word diarrhea is even funnier as a verb.

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