Health: Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my...

By Christopher - 13/12/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

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By goingup? - 25/02/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

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By ClaustrophobicNightmares - 28/03/2014 08:42 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2011 20:45 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss when I accidentally let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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BallsFace 0

Monday 13 December 2010 16:08

I bet you felt like shit.

perdix 29

Monday 13 December 2010 16:35

I don't know why the floor numbers were relevant, but it would be funny if you got stuck between #1 and #2.

Comments

FyreKrotch 1

Monday 13 December 2010 20:34

I guess that day was crappy for everyone in the elevator. It sucks to be you OP.

TryptamineDreame 0

Monday 13 December 2010 20:35

If that were me, I would be puking as well as ******** myself..When I get nervous or embarassed I throw up. At least you didn't do that too OP...

Shinygirlnz 1

Monday 13 December 2010 20:46

Oh my God, that's so horrible... you poor thing.

princess_patches 2

Monday 13 December 2010 20:53

awww that really sucks :( i feel bad for you. thats embarassing

rookiegirl18 0

Monday 13 December 2010 21:17

haha that shitt sucks! lol :( i really do feel bad for you, i hope that never happens again. Karma sucks

jonathanpwns 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 7:54

I'm confused, what karma?

KCThaEclipse33 0

Monday 13 December 2010 21:18

goddamn I feel Terrible for yuh

skyeyez9 24

Monday 13 December 2010 21:19

Next time you're at the pharmacy, buy some immodium ad, pepto bismol, and a few other over the counter meds. That way you can at least stay home and recover. If you poo your pants at home, nobody will know.