By harrington61 - 19/05/2013 21:27 - United States - Midland

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 305
You deserved it 3 920

Same thing different taste

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Wizardo 33

The only thing constipated here is his bloody brain, drop him and the case.

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Just say in court: I have no objections to prosecutor's findings. Then sit back and enjoy :)

rightspark 7

Are you full of crap or is your client?

Wealthyparrot 9

Offer your services to his opponent for free.

Don't feed the hand that feeds you... But #YOLO right?

Well, you gotta go when you gotta go!

At least it's so ridiculous it'd probably be thrown out of court immediately!

I knew there was a reason I never wanted to become a lawyer. This post pretty much sums everything up.

Win some Loose some Charge all of them.