Love: Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated...

By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By nuerrotticc - 06/01/2011 08:58

Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By JD300 - 22/12/2009 12:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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You deserved it 3 844

By fuckmyassimcold - 14/12/2012 19:19 - United States

Today, I avoided having to wash the dishes by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on, after I made a miraculous recovery, she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining, and I feel a very real cold coming on. FML

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You deserved it 79 364

By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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Damn_Hippster 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 23:35

Pelt him back with your shit!

elephantom12 9

Saturday 19 November 2011 23:55

Few seconds late for that one buddy, now it's time we pelt you with thumbs downs.

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duhWINNING2_fml 9

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:12

Lois Griffin???

CALiKiD408 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:36

YDI... your fault for being on the toilet

Majick13 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:41

blumpkin

M0rt 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:41

YDI you should be in the kitchen

causticgirl 6

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:45

Good times. It's good to keep playful times going in a marriage. Wait until he is asleep on the couch and stuff some snow on his ear.

Yourheadache 19

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:48

Wake him up trowing snowballs on his balls.

Chazyj 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:55

Your husband sounds a bit of a legend

aeriexo 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:58

Yes, your life sucks because you got snowballs thrown at you. Get over it.

xKrazy 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:58

'tis the season to get revenge!

StalinsHeir 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 2:19

LOL

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Today, I realized that after decades of crappy retail jobs, when I left my last one praying to God that I'd never have to work retail again, I got my wish. Brain surgery put me in a wheelchair for life and I can do very little with my limbs. Be careful what you wish for, perspective is everything. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law said I was manipulative, awful, mean, incapable of love, and the reason for my husband's depression. All because I got him to agree to inpatient psychiatric care after he expressed suicidal thoughts that included our children. She says it's ridiculous and he's fine. FML

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