By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
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Damn_Hippster 11

Pelt him back with your shit!

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elephantom12 9

Few seconds late for that one buddy, now it's time we pelt you with thumbs downs.

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leadman1989 15

He pelted you with snow while you were having his toilet babies? What a jerk, doesn't he know he's gonna be a dad?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Previous FML reference..?

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Zoranius 6

Jingle his balls, jingle his balls, jingle them all the way!

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every1luvsboners 11

Throw back a yellow snowball.

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nightwolf86 7

YDI for not locking the door and windows

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Ergayles 9

Some bathrooms are easy to get into, even if the doors are locked.

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x_xSublime 0

Yes, because the first thing I do when I go into the bathroom is lock the doors, AND WINDOWS. Paranoid much? I doubt that she KNEW he was going to come barging in and start snowballing her. OP- be glad he at least has a sense of humor :) Alsoooo, revenge is a dish best served cold.

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yourkindacool18 5

watch out where OP goes, don't eat that yellow snow

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GenaALazer 22

AHHAHAHAHAHHA, I must laugh at you, HAHAHAHAHAH. - I love everybody♥.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Wait 'til he falls asleep, then sneak outside and get a ton of snow to drop on him. Believe me, it's a very effective form of revenge. My uncle taught me that lesson after I got him in the face with a snowball. ;_;

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perdix 29

Smart tactical move -- he knew you were unarmed and unpantsed. He also knew he was safe since a woman's pee stream is only effective a point-blank range. Study the tactics of Hannibal, Napoleon and Patton to plan your revenge. Blurting out loudly that your husband has a tiny dick at a cocktail party is probably what you'll find is the historical counteratack. No one's going to let him whip it out to rebut your claim.

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Blackmail111 9

Or if his **** is tiny then the plan will be fool proof because if he does whip it out your plan won't be ruined

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perdix 29

Yes, that's the Napoleonic genius of the stratagem -- the enemy cannot win, but only choose various levels of losing. Moral of the story: Don't **** with someone who consults the FML Swarm.

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Okayitwasme 0

Lucky I've never seen rats, snakes, nasty spiders, raccoons, roaches or other creepy crawlers. Or ticks and flees. Just snow! Might be cold, but fun to play in. Take that any day over infestation!

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